RAIN (NOT THE MUSICAL ABOUT THE BEATLES)

Wind-proof umbrella, where r u?

So,  a decade into the 21^st century, we have:

·         Cell-phones that can be used as a credit card

·         Get voice directions on a gps device

·         Watch television in our cars

·         Apps, Apps and more apps

·         Shoot a laser beam from a mile away and record a person’s blood pressure

But… we can’t make a wind-proof umbrella that fits inside my briefcase?

Yeah, I know, the golf-sized ones are windproof.

But I don’t feel like carrying around a spear—too much drama---poking people on the subway, not to mention the inclination to lose it somewhere…..