Monday, April 18, 2011

NATIONAL PUBLIC GUM-CHEWING WEEK

It must be. I've been running into some people (and I use that term tongue-in-cheek) who seem to have a need to stand out, especially in public places.  Trust me, you do. Buses, trains, venues, food lines....

It compels me to repeat a verse that I read in either Ann Landers or Dear Abby's column:

The gum-chewing student and cud-chewing cow look quite alike
But they're different somehow
What's that difference?
I can see it all now
It's the intelligent look
On the face of the cow

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